Getting some arm — humorous

Okay, I’ve got a funny story for you guys. Ladies be forewarned — this is guy talk.

I had a date the other night with this really nice looking Thai lady. This was around day 72 in my current retention cycle and I had not so much as touched a lady in about six months.

I am sure that all of you fellows out there have had occasions (certainly back in college or whatever) where you have been on a date with a hot lady and then later you are sharing with one of your buddies about the date, right? A common question that a college buddy might ask is what? Did you get any p____y? Right? Okay, now I am going to come back to that point in a minute. I think for us retention practitioners (for me, at least) we are going to have to scale that question way down as you will see in a moment.

Okay, so anyways, my date doesn’t speak any English and my Thai is not the greatest, so it was kind of a miracle that we got this far, but anyways, we went to this local night club. I was probably the only farang in there, but that’s beside the point too.

So, we are drinking and having a good time, laughing and dancing around and then at one point, I took her bare arm in my hand and just held it. I was shocked to find that just holding her bare arm at the bicep was sending jolts of orgasmic energy through my body. I swear I never had such a swift and instant erection in my life. It was all I could do to keep my composure at all. In fact, I am sure my date was wondering “what the hell is going on with this guy?” I was practically spazzing out right there at our table. Hilarious!

The next day I had bad blue balls and I realized that I had not been letting off enough steam during this retention cycle. In my previous experiences, I was explicitly sitting down and doing the big draw and lots of cool draw and keeping the jing flowing and resolved. In this cycle I had not been doing nearly as much. In fact, I had not done any big draw at all.

So, anyways, I spent quite a lot of time that day doing lots of cool draw and also exchanging energy with the earth and I felt much better after that.

Tonight I had another date with a different hot Thai lady. Again, I had occasion to hold her arm and also to put my hand on her waist when we were riding on her motorcycle. Again, I went multi-orgasmic sitting on the back of her motorcycle. Funny as hell.

So, from this point on, the question anyone who knows me should ask me after a hot date is, “did you get any arm?” hehe This retention stuff is getting more and more bizarre all the time.

I think I am going to have a girlfriend very soon, guys. In fact, it will probably be the girl I was with tonight. I’ve got a good feeling (bad pun not intended) about her.

In any case, I am thinking perhaps I had better go ahead and intentionally ejaculate one time the first time I have sex with her (or, perhaps even better, the day before), just to clear the pipes and take the pressure off. Then I can have some fun with my first sustained attempts at dual cultivation. It should be interesting. I’ll keep you posted.