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Medical and Spiritual Qigong (Chi Kung)
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“Well, the American Medical Association (AMA) has finally weighed in on the Affordable Care Act and not surprisingly, opinion varies according to ones specialty:
the Allergists were in favor of scratching it
the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves
the Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve
the Obstetricians felt it labored under a misconception
the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted
the Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
the Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness
the Radiologists could see right through it
the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow
the Plastic Surgeons thought it “put a whole new face on the matter”
the Podiatrists thought it was a step forward
the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea
the Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas
the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no
In the end, the Proctologists won out, concluding that while it was problematic how Obamacare would work out, it was clear that the entire mess is the result of the assholes in Washington.”