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December 22, 2014 at 10:55 am #43544Michael WinnKeymaster
Warning about eBay purchases, be careful of what you buy on eBay this holiday season! If you buy stuff on-line, check out the seller carefully.
A family member just spent $295 on a penis enlarger. The bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions were “Do not use in direct sunlight”.
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December 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm #43545StevenModeratorLOL.
And by “family member” does this mean you? 😉
If so, my condolences . . .
And, my condolences 😉
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In any case, thanks for the joke . . . S
December 22, 2014 at 9:38 pm #43547Fool TurtleParticipant“Why not accept, love, and smile to your penis?”
“Why can’t you accept how big it could be?”
*Note to self: buy telescope for family member with magnifying glass.
Aramaic Bible in Plain English
Disgrace is before ruin and pride of spirit before misfortune.GOD’S WORD® Translation
Pride precedes a disaster, and an arrogant attitude precedes a fall.Jubilee Bible 2000
Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.King James 2000 Bible
Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance. – Sun Tzu
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December 29, 2014 at 9:53 pm #43549Fool TurtleParticipantNote: If you are pleased with your penis, perhaps this article will amuse…
Average Penis: The Numbers Game
One of my first posts talked about the ‘average’ penis…[A] metric for comparison. After I did a little research for my ‘Grower not a Shower’ comparison, I decided to take the same LifeStyle Condom data and create this handy chart.
Length: penis length in inches
Percentile: The percentile rank of a score is the percentage of scores in its frequency distribution that are the same or lower than it.
Frequency: The average occurrence.
Bigger than you / Smaller than you: In a group of 100 people, how many are bigger/smaller than you.Conclusion
I can’t convince you to be happy with your dick if you’re not, and I can’t tell you to not want to be different than you are. What I can tell you is that you might be sweating some minor details for no good reason. If you have a 5″ penis and you feel completely undersized, you need to consider that you’re only 1/2″-3/4″ away from having an average dick, and in a room of 100 guys, there are 7 guys with a dick 1/4″ bigger than yours, and 13 guys with dicks 1/2″ bigger than yours – so not every guy is WAY bigger than you, they’re just slightly bigger.
That being said, thanks to penis exercises I’ve increased my penis length beyond the 6 inch ceiling, which has been a huge psychological boost. I know it’s silly, it’s obsessive and frankly useless, but the difference in 1/4″-1/2″ has really changed my outlook on things. Knowing that now, I am simply saying if you can’t change the way you are, realistically consider how you actually measure up, and truthfully consider if its worth the anxiety if gives you.
December 29, 2014 at 10:29 pm #43551Fool TurtleParticipantI don’t always find his humor amusing, but I have an underworld of my own, too:
“Hate Mail about my comic strip sent to The Arizona Republic. My strip no longer runs in The Arizona Republic They finally published a strip of mine that offended too many Arizona Republicans.”
– Kaz
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