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Medical and Spiritual Qigong (Chi Kung)
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Home › Forum Online Discussion › General › Thinking of a Nursing Home? Plan G: Gun + 4 bulllets (humor)
Medicare – Part G – Nursing Home Plan
Say you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G), and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.
This means, of course, that you’ll be sent to prison where you’ll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a home. And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you’re at it.
And now, because you’re a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes.
Is this a great country or what?
Now that weve solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week.
Can I shoot 4 politicians, and then donate my
nursing care stay to an elderly person in need?
Also, is there limit on how many times I can earn this benefit?
There are a lot of elderly people I’d like to help.
S
We’d clean up Washington in no time! All in the name of helping the elderly!