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Chinese doctor (humor)

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  • This topic has 4 replies, 3 voices, and was last updated 9 years, 6 months ago by Steven.
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  • November 4, 2015 at 10:48 pm #45081
    Steven
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    A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’
    An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
    Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste.”
    Chinese: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.”
    Lawyer: “Ugh. this is kerosene.”
    Chinese: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.”
    The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
    Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.”
    Chinese: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.”
    Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.”
    Chinese: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.”
    The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
    Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.”
    Chinese: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.”
    Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100!!”
    Chinese: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”
    You can’t beat Chinese Doctors

    November 4, 2015 at 11:05 pm #45082
    russelln
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    like the old joke about best time to see the chinese dentist, when tooth hurty!

    November 5, 2015 at 3:19 am #45084
    RichieRich
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    Excellent! The doctor getting the better of the lawyer reminds me of my favourite lawyer joke.

    A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
    “Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client.
    “Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”
    “Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?”
    “Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”

    November 6, 2015 at 2:20 am #45086
    Steven
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    November 6, 2015 at 2:20 am #45088
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