Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPods name to Titanic. Its syncing now.
I know a guy whos addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but Id never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
Im reading a book about anti-gravity. I just cant put it down.
I didnt like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldnt control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro what a rip off!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I wasnt originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Im emotionally constipated. I havent given a shit in days.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldnt concentrate.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
My math teacher called me average. How mean!
Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months
I heard that on the radio. Siriusly?
But ultimately it is the smile that is important. 😉
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