The Husband Store (humor)

> A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a
> woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> entrance is a description of how the store operates.
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
> of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
> shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
> go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
> the building!

> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
> floor the sign on the door reads:

> Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs
> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

> Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

> Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
> ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

> Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
> and Help With Housework.
> ‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

> Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to thesixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
> on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

> PLEASE NOTE:
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives
> store just across the street.

> The first floor has wives that love sex.
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer
> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.